I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you

One,
I'm biting my tongue.
Two,
He's kissin' on you.
Three,
Oh, why can't you see?
One! Two! Three! Four!

I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you.
He's got two left feet and he bites my moves.
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance.